About a New Wing on a Hospital

When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing to their
hospital, the allergists voted to scratch it and the dermatologists
advised no rash moves.

The gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists
thought the administration had a lot of nerve and the obstetricians
stated they were all laboring under a misconception.

The ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted; the pathologists
yelled, "Over my dead body" while the pediatricians said, "Grow up!"

The psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness,
The surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the
radiologists could see right through it!

The physicians thought it was a bitter pill to swallow; and the plastic
surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."

The podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the urologists felt
the scheme wouldn't hold water.

The anesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas and the cardiologists
didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the proctologists left the decision up to some ass in
administration.

Puzzling

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started!"

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

Then he takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed, "...let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box".